a joyous celebration of kittenhood

crapheadslaphead-deactivated201:

ratboigles:

yurat:

thegreatestandmostpowerful:

oops bye chin

scared shitless, but fine.  my chips might be on the ground, though

Hahaha god ive potentially shot myself through the leg and maybe right right through to my junk rip me

I WAS SCRATCHING MY CROTCH AND I JUST SHOT OFF MY WHOLE FUCKING VAGINA. Good. I didn’t need that anyway. Thank you.

My dog was sitting on the ground with her head rested on my knee looking up at me with sad eyes. I’ve never felt more guilty. IM SORRY DOGGY IM SO SORRY.

  1. rubydoobydoo reblogged this from teaandglowsticks and added:
    … There goes my belly button. No joke..
  2. olivernsane reblogged this from amoragirl10 and added:
    Well face, it was nice knowin ya.
  3. livin-life-incolor07 reblogged this from simplyxgirly
  4. irlirony reblogged this from threecloveredmochi
  5. artisticfrenchfrie reblogged this from amoragirl10 and added:
    Welp now there’s a hole in my wall. OH SHIT MY NEIGHBORS
  6. l0osechange reblogged this from pinkiebyte
  7. saturninerobot reblogged this from grrjessiebear and added:
    AGHHHHH THATS MY HEAD THATS MY HEAD /dies
  8. yami-loni reblogged this from shorm and added:
    jawline. Damn, now...shooting my F key.
  9. mandyla reblogged this from cheesewithyourwhine and added:
    Just shot myself in the right hip. OUCHIE. Or the backpack of the person sitting next to me depending on how it comes...
  10. cheesewithyourwhine reblogged this from aro-rusco and added:
    Hit the corner of my laptop screen. It may or may not need serious repair now.
  11. pottylurveslooney reblogged this from aro-rusco
  12. aro-rusco reblogged this from wizardofsilence and added:
    Grazed my forehead, went through the ceiling. WHEW.
  13. caffeinatedtechnician reblogged this from killmemarzgurl and added:
    Welp. I don’t have a nose any more. :1 (I was rubbing the side of my nose as I saw this, lmfao)
  14. romionelover7 reblogged this from this-is-a-cool-username and added:
    I shot an icecube wut…..
  15. perfectionof-life reblogged this from eunkwangi
  16. vulon-zii reblogged this from aois-penis and added:
    My floor. Sorry to whoever is in the dining room.
  17. minniepopz reblogged this from bronythetiger and added:
    I totally just grazed my right boob.
  18. bronythetiger reblogged this from kami-kazie and added:
    there goes my inner thigh
  19. kami-kazie reblogged this from ladypudding and added:
    MY RIGHT KNEE AND SHAG RUG NOOOOOOOOO
  20. cadavatar reblogged this from thebraid and added:
    Fuck. I shot the lab table. Probably ricocheted. Hello, college lockdown….
  21. thebraid reblogged this from shippervirus and added:
    Oops there goes the xbox. D:
  22. shippervirus reblogged this from weare-legion and added:
    Ohh… it was pointing right at my mouth. That’s what she said. Wellp, there goes my brains.
  23. rngnightmares reblogged this from cynskysong and added:
    I nearly lost my vagina. Think my leg’s gone though. That’s okay. I can get a metal leg but not a comfy metal vagina....
  24. wolffies-lair reblogged this from wery12345 and added:
    Just grazed a few hairs on the back of my head, and hit a wall. No Biggie.I have never gotten injured by one of these.
  25. wery12345 reblogged this from pinkiebyte and added:
    fuck i just shot tumblr
  26. pinkiebyte reblogged this from pinkiebyte and added:
    so my post made it it 10,335 notes can my idols follow notice me now
  27. ripple11 reblogged this from thingssistersknow and added:
    …. Right in my left temple. Thanks Allen Ladies. :P
  28. auraseer reblogged this from laceianempress
  29. laceianempress reblogged this from sylinyx and added:
    There goes my right shoulder blade and the couch…. oops
  30. sylinyx reblogged this from owlkindbrass and added:
    I just shot Nel’s leg T.T
  31. owlkindbrass reblogged this from melee12 and added:
    I was picking my teeth, so I just shot myself in the mouth. I am so dead.
  32. awkward-ass-bitch reblogged this from leetakeuchi
  33. lostsoulhhrlove reblogged this from needs-new-url and added:
    Shot off my left thumb. I’ll survive though. But that’ll definitely make writing a little more difficult.
  34. so-fly-like-a-nimbus reblogged this from niggerxfaggot
  35. niggerxfaggot reblogged this from leetakeuchi
  36. inspiredbyglee reblogged this from faberryontop and added:
    well there goes my plasma :S
  37. faberryontop reblogged this from jilliano
  38. flamingfiretrucks reblogged this from shiraae and added:
    Barely nicking my cheek and going into the wall? Damn. |:T
  39. themaraudersboys reblogged this from shiraae and added:
    opps there goes my math book.
  40. pudding-pops-boop-dee-bah-dah reblogged this from shiraae and added:
    right through the neck Calvin, we need to change the sheets again Cal I said we need to change the sheets again CAL YOUR...