March 2012
you know what else would be cute?
love otters
like love birds but love otters
teeny tiny love otters
A LITTLE BABY LAMB
THAT IS THE SIZE OF A HAMSTER
OH MY HEAVENS
THATS THE BEST INVENTION EVER IM SURE OF IT
im headed down to the patent office now
omg wait an even better invention
any animal
but the size of a hamster
i started crying after i said that to sam on skype
oh my god the tiniest hippo ever
just imagine
i neeeeeeeeeeeeeeed it
jellybeing:
everyone shut up because i just invented the coolest thing ever
okay listen to this
panda bears
but ones that are the size of hamsters
okay so like a month ago this guy came into albertsons and he was obnoxiously listening to music really loud and he came through this checker named rickys line and idk what ricky did (hes the nicest guy ever too) anyways but the guy was like “im going to kill you im going to motherfucking kill you” and at first he thought he was singing along to the song and then he realized he was...
what do nipple piercings look like when the nipple isnt hard ive never seen a picture of that nipple piercings freak me out run-on sentence
those are my headphones by the way……
im not just wearing bear ears…..
February 2012
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cumberbatchmustache replied to your post: god they caught the guy that killed the girl i…
wait wait wait are you referring to that murder that happened in California yesterday? My roommate was talking about it because she apparently went to school with the victim
yeah omg i went to school with her too. ooo i wonder if i know your roommate jesus
a small world
god they caught the guy that killed the girl i went to school with and her mother on my street. god they just showed his yearbook picture on facebook and i remember him? in high school he was like an emo kid he had really long hair and now hes like a mexican gangster. god this is so weird? he slit a girls throat and then murdered her mom. on my streeeeeet. i cant believe this.
it makes me so sad...
i dont think ive ever reblogged something as fast as i just did with that picture of meysell ohmy god
have you ever seen the brady bunch movie? its like a parody of the brady bunch and they are exactly how they were in the show except its the early 90s. its a great movie IMO js. thats what i feel like right now.
DAVY JONESSSSSS? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
i really like oldies and i dont think anyone knows that? specifically late 50s-70s music. when they started playing 80s music on the oldies radio station i vomited anywhere. i remember once sam asked me how i knew all the songs. thats cute. i really love old music and not because like “MuSic wAS REAL then” kind of crap i dont know its just something familiar and wholesome about it? its...
aw im crying:( wahwah wah
Me: *wakes up* *finds out Davy Jones died* *texts grandmother urgently*
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that time of the night where you start watching videos on youtube of cabbage page babies being born
when times were bad i was totally okay and now that my life is doing so good im depressed i dont fucking get it
everyone shut up because i just invented the coolest thing ever
okay listen to this
panda bears
but ones that are the size of hamsters
everyone shut up lets post about caleb instead of this crap
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africanmessiah replied to your post: meanwhile
i used to think sam didn’t like me but things have changed for me, and thats okay, i feel the same, i’m on my way„
GOD I LOVE YOU OMG
meanwhile
desiree and sam start a caleb fanclub and fangirl over caleb
caleb is so funny
caleb is so hot
god i thought we were done doing this kind of shit jesus
Omfg I can’t believe I didn’t guess that I’m sorry Patric Jesus Christ you literally wrote it out!!
cashcrab:
Rapper Eminem has recently shrunk into a microscopic amoeba, sources claim.
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Why don’t long distance relationships ever get easierrrrrrrrr
and when zeke and luther (its a show on disney channel xd i have never ever seen it) shoot at my old school they change their name to
and i fucking kid u not
“BJ high school: home of the woodpeckers” and the put up signs around my school that said that and it jsut..i… how is that even allowed to air? i dont know
fun fact im in an episode:)
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Anonymous asked: what high school does disney own
and i remember they casted this girl from my school in this new show that was going to be on the disney channel (remember now my high school is owned my disney) and she was going to star in it and she had the prettiest longest curly hair and the prettiest voice and then one day they were like “whoopsie found someone better to star in it”
and that person ended up being miley cyrus :)
god a lot of weird things happened at my high school which is probably why im the only person on earth that really wants to live high school forever
god like once the cast of a real world came to our rally for NO REASON i mean my school paid for them to do… nothing? no one knew who they were? we had a giant water balloon fight outside as a rally and the cast of the real world watched on.
the school looked on in horror as soulja proceded to pull down the pants of a member of the basketball team with a learning disability. no more high school basket ball games for you soulja boy.
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effington replied to your photo: i cant believe it. not only THIS ^ but a person…
i have to ask
god i really dont even know for no reason at all soulja boy came to our school (like it wasnt announced or sponsored or anything i dont know if he knew someone or what? i dont know why) so the school was like “hey lets have a basketball game! why not soulja’s here!” so they did...
at my work me and my friend found marshmallow vodka so we started naming off other types of flavored vodka they should definitely put out (what a great trend) and we were naming off like “lasagna vodka” “burrito vodka” “doritos!” “garlic bread” “side salad” and this other cashier named tyrone over heard us and yelled out...
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god they think the girl that went to my schools boyfriend slit her neck and then killed her mom
i cant believe this happened on my street? this is the second (and third) murder in A WEEK to happen on my street.
its so weird because i live in a really nice neighborhood? i mean its still technically in LA but its considered the really nice part i mean the house across the street from me is a one...
Holy shit there’s been helicopters flying around my house and I made a joke post about it on Facebook and it turns out a girl
I went to high school with was just murdered like 7 blocks away. Woah I’m a rude bitch!!!!
campclearwater:
noelpurcellconfessions:
campclearwater:
IF YOU DONT ALL SHUT UP RIGHT NOW I SWEAR TO GOD
ii dont care. IM TRYING TO EAT THIS REALLY GOOD FOOD I HAVE AND YOURE ALL RUINING IT FOR ME. i hate each and every single one of you so much right now. ive spent 4 stupid years on this idiot website and i cant even enjoy mypretzels
i had no idea i had a blog called...