January 2012
I SWEAR TO GOD JESUS SAM WAS WATCHING A VIDEO ON HIS COMPUTER AND THEN THE AUDIO FROM THE VIDEO HE WAS WATCHING CAME OUT OF MINE FOR A SECOND
IT WAS SCARY
im p sure thats the equivalent of two laptops doin it
I really hate that this needs to be said, but...
duskandshiverrr:
Dear everyone,
There are only a few times that someone else’s identity is your concern. If they choose to share it with you, well, that’s sweet, but it’s still not your business. Trans*, gay, bi, genderqueer, pan, ace, hetero… even otherkin.
Yes, otherkin.
Which seems to be something of a dirty word here on Tumblr, so I’ll make my point brief, because I doubt many people will...
if you get a dui in the city i live in tonight its the ticket price is raised x3
i like that.
December 2011
2 tags
to write sams name on her legs with her urticaria
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“I WANT PETE WENTZ TO BE MY BOYFRIEND. ahem anyway…”
lil great momentss
sam searching billy mays on youtube and saying “youtube poop”
strepsis:
Everybody Loves RayWilliamJohnson
OMG SAM JUST EXPLAINED TO ME WHAT A YOUTUBE POOP WAS AND NOW I GET WHY THAT WASNT A VIDEO OF A CARTOON RAT POOPING
I GET IT NOW
i wonder
worb:
oops
i wonder what avril lavigne is doing right now
blogsaretough:
jellybeing:
i painted my kacheek with a paintbrush that i spent 4.8 neopoints on and you cant even tell hes painted anything
4.8 neopoints wow you’re really shelling out the big bucks, desiree
OMG I MEANT MILLION….
JESUS…..
GOD.
god
i just snorted with laughter
i painted my kacheek with a paintbrush that i spent 4.8 neopoints on and you cant even tell hes painted anything
wakingthegoldenwood:
“Stop fighting this,” e whispered, gently stroking a finger down the side of tumblr’s cheek. He flinched, but didn’t recoil as vehemently as e had expected, so he continued, rubbing soothing patterns onto the familiar blue skin.
“Don’t you see? We’re meant to be together.”
And maybe tumblr did see, deep down. But that didn’t stop him from glaring because it hurt, it always...
i win tombola like every day
but do i ever
really win
one post
then im gonna start reblogging dumb pictures
if someone tells you “wow youre being a dick/mean/not really thinking/dont do what youre doing/please stop”
maybe learn to take that a little more constructively?
i mean when someone tells me they dont like what ive said i usually feel really bad and do everything i can to not make them uncomfortable or i apologize if i offend...
god i have no clue whats going on im not sure what the fight is jesus christ
are we all fighting about everything is that it
tomorrow me and sam are making lava cakes
literally there will be no fights on this website
just a person
saying to stop fighting
im like the most empathetic person on earth
i almost cried at dinner tonight thinking about if vegetables could feel
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thomporke asked: desiree you are literally the most perfect little princess oh my gosh.
cataquack:
thealrightgatsby:
My mom encouraged me to lie to Danny about my whereabouts tomorrow
and then to lie to him about why I’m breaking up with him.
[I Got it From My Momma plays ominously in the background]
literally don’t fuckin do that holy shit
thats like… not okay….
i havent spoken up about this before but this is literally an awful thing to do to another human...
me and sam just got back from the melting pot where we had a beautiful $100 dinner and now hes going to put out because thats what ladies do after they are gifted the best meal of their lives
im gonna get soooo laid
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Anonymous asked: what does sams butt feel like
Bella left like half an hour ago and me and San were about to leave to go to dinner and my aunt called me up and told me Bella was screaming and crying because she wanted to see sam so now were going to go bring her a little cake.
My three year old niece is in live with my boyfriend SIGH
im taking sam on a fancy dinner date to the melting pot i hope he puts out
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scaryrockmusic replied to your post: tumblr can literally suck my dick what bullshit …
some girl posted a jar of her menstrual blood and used it to make red velvet cookies
same