February 2012
jellybeing:
i just saw a picture of a dog and thought to myself “that dog is so fucking cute i want to kill it” and then i got horrified at myself.
this cute dog didnt know what it got itself into when it posted its picture online
i just saw a picture of a dog and thought to myself “that dog is so fucking cute i want to kill it” and then i got horrified at myself.
i h8 Whne People R rude 4 /No ReasoN?????????????????????????
being happy is like a learning experience that i just cant seem to figure out
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paint your own nebula →
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i cant stop laughing
i was like aware of what i was doing i was making jokes about it
why did i download this
how did this happen
i just want to watch modern family not THIS.
ugh.
I JUST DOWNLOADED HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER
LIKE FINISHED DOWNLOADING THE ENITRE SEASON
MADE SEVERAL POSTS ABOUT IT
AND DIDNT EVEN FUCKING REALIZE
THAT I DIDNT WANT TO DOWNLOAD THIS I WANTED TO DOWNLOAD MODERN FAMILY
I DOWNLOADED
AN ENTIRELY WRONG SHOW
I DONT WANT TO WATCH THIS AT ALL.
how the HELL did this HAPPEN oh my GOD.
ann veal is one of my fav characters in arrested development for god knows what reasons i just really like her. although i feel like everything she was sUpPosEd tO be (“mayon-egg” kinda leaves you with that feeling of her character) wasnt really portrayed well through this actress? she got the normal sweet plain girl right but they made her seem so much worse i guess. mayon-egg....
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has anyone made a joke about ann veal and josh veal yet?
they are both christians and…. last …names…
i dont know.
someone do this for me.
i get a lot of nice messages
a lot of encouraging messages from friends and anons
and i just want to point out that i have a hard time replying to them because i never think my replies are adequate enough. i dont know how to show how much i appreciate them and how much they mean to me. i like to keep most of them so i can reread them because its nice to know that other people go through this...
starts downloading six seasons of how i met your mother and then cries out “WHERE AM I GOING TO PUT ALL THIS”
stops the download
how i met youre mother
Anonymous asked: You are so kind, you have so much love and care for every living thing. It's the cutest, your boyfriend is lucky (:
Having a baby at 16 makes me so nervous and scared. I’m twenty years old and I’m scared I’m going to be 16 and pregnant. A fear that never leaves.
marththebland:
Recent studies by a team of researchers led by Dr. Leo Spaceman, head of the Department of Gullibility and Idiocy Studies at the University of Fake University Land found that over 93% of people will immediately believe anything they read if it has the appearance of a news article. “I can’t believe how stupid everyone is. It is truly shocking. My job is so depressing. I hate...
god my sisters husbands brother was just fired by george lopez (he was his bodyguard)
george lopez promotion
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god i have to send the part of sams valentines day gift that never came by the time hes here but i want to send his mommy some cookies to so ive been putting it off because i havent made them yet
am so Lazy
sexycarlsagan:
sexycarlsagan:
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7u7:
why everybody talking about oscar
WatchIgnore my family talking in the background THIS this commercial omg so perfect
OMG THE COMMERCIAL FOR THE GIRL THAT PLAYED JANE IN BREAKING BADS NEW SHOW OH MY GOD his cameo. That was worth watching this dumb Oscar crap. Just that.
idontwanttobeawaiter:
marththebland:
HOW MANY AWARDS SHOWS ARE THERE EVERY TIME I FEEL LIKE THERE WAS JUST ONE LIKE A WEEK AND A HALF AGO
uh
you do know that there is an awards show season right
they are intentionally all stuck at the same time of year
it’s like a sports season only the sport is giving actors/musicians shiny bits of metal and criticizing their outfits
or did you really...
Im having my own oscars party tonight. (I’m making homemade chicken pot pie)
doctornoah:
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we are compleat
Soulmates are people who have similar google search histories. Herstory
i thought the oscars were on tonight what the hell are the academy awards
laurakvstheworld:
orangemuses:
Anapneo Wishes Matt Goodnight: The difference between Katy Perry and Adele
merlinthegrey:
orangemuses:
Katy Perry has to have an amazing acrobatic act with pyrotechnics and blue hair and daft punk reminiscent outfits in order to put on a show.
Adele needs a black dress and her voice.
Ugh what a stupid comparison. It’s hardly even worth explaining why.
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how do you get rid of anxiety?
i feel worthless and dumb and stupid and scared of everything
everything scares me even things i want
im getting a job this summer that will lead me to my dream job but i still feel worthless and like an idiot because i dropped out of college
nothing i do is good enough even in my own eyes and its so scary im so scared im going to end up lonely and poor and...
its so funny to me that i accidentally made a meme for the sherlock fandom. so funny but more sad.
Tramp Stamp Ideas
kindlesong:
my dad is always talking about he can “get it cheaper on craigslist, dont buy that, i can trade someone for it”
tramp stamp ideas is the best tag tbh
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Tramp Stamp Ideas
“was it the chinese?”
in the year 200 A.D. their were only like 200 peeps around
and now there are at LEAST that many in china alone
remember to remember your hertiage
Where Did U come from?
was it the chinese?
REBLOG IF YOU WERE ALIVE ON THIS DAY FEBURARRY 25TH 2012 BECAUSE IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN EVER
rememeber you are amAZING and SUPER SPECIAL <3
SPREAD THE LOVE
think about those who never got to see 2011</3
reblog this for THEM.